When I was young, I had a best friend. Her name was Hannah. She lived next door and would come over almost every day and we would play under a huge tree in my backyard. Then her parents got divorced, she moved away, and I never saw her again. I was angry, mostly at her father because he was an asshole, and he took my best friend away. But it was okay, because pretty soon, I got a new best friend. Her name was Melody Rose. We were almost too much alike, with our love for animals. We used to pretend to be cats and bunnies and things like that. But she was Hawaiian, and eventually her family decided to move back to Hawaii, and I never saw her again after she left. I read a newspaper article about her not too long ago. She used to play the harp, and apparently is very good now days. Once I started grade school, I met a new friend. Her name was Sarah. We saw each other all the time. We shared a love for Star Wars, Spice Girls, and pretending we could fly. (yah guys, I was a weird kid, ok). But soon, she switched schools, and she lived far away, so I never got to see her again. I’m older now, and unfortunately this cycle hasn’t stopped. My best friends continue to leave, whether it be for college, a war, a job, or a home.
So I guess, the moral of this story, is that, I just bought a $1500 laptop with 16GB of memory, and a GeForce GTX 670M GPU to replace all you bitches.
^okay, so maybe that was a little harsh. But seriously, I just miss my friends.